jesus the bunny

(januar 2010)

Opet bolestan, drugi put za 2 meseca od nekog čuda što nije životinjski grip i nadam se da cela stvar ne preti da postane ''Ispovest bolesnika'' u nastavcima Srđana Nejakog. Ležim kući gledam tv i razmišljam. Povećani rizik za samoubistvo ili potencijal kovanja planova za društvenu pobunu? Ništa od toga. Prvo nije otišlo dalje od grupe Suicide, a drugo... Pa, oduvek sam bio tiho dete. Mada, ko zna. U svakom slučaju, da skratim:

Sve sam uvereniji da je to višnje pankosmičko biće (čije je postojanje potencijalno u svakom slučaju) pustilo svoje tragove na Zemlji i ljudima (Hrist, Buda, Muhamed itd. isl) koji su imali uvid u Njega, ili bolje rečeno To, i onda nas ostavilo sa tim saznanjem da živimo, bavimo se njim i tumačimo ga, izmišljamo ono što ne znamo, pretpostavljamo, delimo se međusobno (''čiji je bog''), koljemo i pravimo sranja u njegovo ime... Kapiram da smo totalno omašili i poruku i smisao...

Čovek koji me iznova vraća u život:

''I was over in Australia during Easter, which is very interesting to know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do: commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus and telling our children that giant bunny-rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now, I wonder why we’re fucked up as a race? Anybody got any… You know, I’ve read the Bible, I can’t find the word ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in the book. Where do you come up with this shit?...

It’s interesting how people act on their beliefs, I’m always interested in that, it’s my new little hobby-study. Why, how do you act on your beliefs? For instance, a lot of christians wear crosses on their necks. Nice sentiment? But, you think when Jesus comes back, he’s gonna want to see a fucking cross? Ow. That’s kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on: ‘Just thinking of John baby, we love him. Trying to keep that memory alive, sweety’… Maybe that’s why Jesus haven’t shown up yet, he’s up in heaven going: ‘Dad, they are still wearing crosses, I’m not going, fuck it. No, they totally missed the point, no. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again. Ok, I’ll go back as a bunny’. ‘Hey, aren’t you Jesus?’ ‘No, I’m a fucking rabbit, shut up. Here’s a chocolate egg, that’s about all you can handle spiritually right now. Could you all evolve by next Easter? This suit is real itchy…''

Bill Hicks, Filling up the hump
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